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Joke Of The Year

18 Apr

Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business.

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ABC’sā€

15 Apr

My wife asked me to describe her.

I said ” You’re A B C D E F G H I J K “. She said: What’s that mean?

I said: “Adorable Beautiful Cute Delightful Elegant Foxy Gorgeous Hot “.

She said: Ooh that’s so lovely, but what about I J K ?

He said:

” I’m. Just. Kidding. “

SMS

14 Apr

She sends the following message:

My love
If you’re sleeping, send me your dreams
If you’re smiling, send me your smile
If you’re crying, send me your tears
I love you


He Replies:


I’m in the toilet
what do I send?

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